The Fifth Final F***ing Last Post

Hi everyone, this shall be my last entry on this blog as my assignment is due in two days so I have no need for this blog anymore. Notice the use of alliteration in the title of this entry. From this you should be able to tell that I am an Arts student through and through, even though I am not in Writing Program. Without further ado, let me update you on all the interesting things that went on in your truly's life since the last update.

So on Sunday I went to School of Computing again to study. I have been in a boys' school before and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, which might explain why I need going back to SoC. I feel at home there. With the unlimited number of powerpoints, houseflies and cool air, I urge FASS to provide the same facilities.

On the same day I also discovered that my friend assumed that some harmless looking Deepavali decorations in Engine's canteen can actually have the effect of scaring birds. I condemned her for her racism and the ISD came shortly before this matter got out of hand.

On Monday we had our last kendo training of the semester! Boohoo... Such a sad event. My last chance to see my aibo before god knows when. But it was quite a fruitful training because not many turned up (some had to help others with their personal problems) so we got a lot of personal coaching. Screwing up other's fumikomi was fun, though the monkey beside me started to screw mine up as well. But Man must always triumph over animals. It was nice to see two doctors laughing at me even before I did anything during pair practice. I felt that I have finally found my calling in life.

On Tuesday, I had my last HY1101E lecture! Such a sad event as well. I have seriously considered minoring in History just for Dr DiMoia and Dr Emmanuel and my tutor if he will still be here (though he gave me a B+ for my essay because I didn't have enough footnotes). I always had an interest to read up about historical stuff but it's the first time I realized that History lectures could actually be fun. Thank you loads John, Mark, BinBin for such an enjoyable time.

On Wednesday, just before I typed this, I had my Clean Energy and Storage Test! It was like OH MY FREAKING GOD. The first question like killed half of whatever brain cells I had, the rest of the test helped me to achieve negative brain cells growth: like when you don't have enough brain cells to die, they kill your red blood cells and so on. It was the also the last time I would see Dr Nidhi. To be fair to her, I felt that she did a great job teaching a boring topic, and she was desperate to see my essay too. Such a great teacher.

And so now as I am typing this from the most secluded corner of the Central Library flanked by two girls, it is with a heavy heart that I am about to sign off. Life has been tough but it was nice to see so many of my avid fans commenting and engaging me on my blog. 天下无不散之宴席: under the heaven there is no non-disperal wedding dinner. So try to get on with your lives even though I am not here to bring fun, laughter, peace and joy to you. See you all offline.

PS: Here is a list of YouTube videos that everyone should watch in their lifetime.

College Saga: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLrgxtALWs

Indian Version of Michael Jackson's Thriller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc

Lexus' Auntie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acS4o5XbByY

Hard Gay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ak3zeX3bU (kendokas please do not assume anything)

Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sfesciBjZ8

Rolling Bomber: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD6gTrvuG0M

How I got my 8th Dan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXMfPPWkMVY

Ok bye people! Zai Jian. Saynora. Terima Kasih. Sawadeekap. Deepavali.